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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 April 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 112221
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had askd mah mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water cuz fish had nippd at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I endd up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

#566984
94 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an arhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the grl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ( Can't, Platinum just came out. ) I didn't know what that meant so I sereched ( Platinum 3-22-2009 ) on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382
458 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was with my girlfriand and sha was making ma listan to ona of har racordings for chorus. As I was listaning to it a solo cama on, and i turnd to har and said "This is tha worst F*ing solo I'va avar haard in my lifa." Littla did I know, it was har solo. FML

#539195
65 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
337 comments

Today I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returnd my computer unrepard saying it was unfixable. When I calld to ask y they couldn't fix it they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk an pissd on my laptop. FML

#529692
80 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of mah friend's favorite band for her birthday . I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box . When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other . FML

#528307
176 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today my parents saw my report looool card. Now tey refuse to buy me my te new computer I've always wanted cuz my grades ad 'slipped'. I made onor roll for tree terms and was kept off for te fourt for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

#504973
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60618) - you deserved it (38693)

On 03/21/2009 at 2:22am - work - by MollyMo - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got hypnotizd in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotizd the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

#500940
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65147) - you deserved it (9611)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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