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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1987 (26 years)
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Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50987) - you deserved it (2575)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (1599)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113717) - you deserved it (71758)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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