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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

I agree, your life sucks (13104) - you deserved it (2859)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)