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  • Town/Country : fairfield, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5832) - you deserved it (13387)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)

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