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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2566
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About promiscuous_gaga : Fun-loving, love going out and just chilling. I have a pretty messed up life and, Im pretty unlucky in pretty much everything. You'd think I would've gotten used to it, but Im nowhere near used to it. Despite my negative view of life and everything, I see beauty in everything. I don't know why, but I do. I make friends easily and I never lie about my feelings. Prolly the most honest person anyone would meet. I'm a great listener and I love helping out in problems. I may not say much, but I'm a pretty okay person (: Yes, I have very low self-esteem, but I guess I wouldnt change anything about my personality. Currently single and looking. Lol. Life can be pretty tough sometimes, but I learned that getting over everything just cheers you up. And never forget to smile in the face of problems and to everyone, especially the haters (:

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Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58203) - you deserved it (13571)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45246) - you deserved it (4057)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

#9101035
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30649) - you deserved it (3387)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

#9097225
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (6817)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

#9095527
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (1958)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (7930)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

#9077477
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17661) - you deserved it (7380)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

#9062529
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12543) - you deserved it (31362)

On 03/14/2010 at 12:04am - love - by anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (15584)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

#9037233
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4952) - you deserved it (36333)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

#9029398
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

#9025473
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (1760)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28914) - you deserved it (6513)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

#9015781
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22306) - you deserved it (2639)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by gorgeousgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (3088)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States



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