Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3247
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About promiscuous_gaga : Fun-loving, love going out and just chilling. I have a pretty messed up life and, Im pretty unlucky in pretty much everything. You'd think I would've gotten used to it, but Im nowhere near used to it. Despite my negative view of life and everything, I see beauty in everything. I don't know why, but I do. I make friends easily and I never lie about my feelings. Prolly the most honest person anyone would meet. I'm a great listener and I love helping out in problems. I may not say much, but I'm a pretty okay person (: Yes, I have very low self-esteem, but I guess I wouldnt change anything about my personality. Currently single and looking. Lol. Life can be pretty tough sometimes, but I learned that getting over everything just cheers you up. And never forget to smile in the face of problems and to everyone, especially the haters (:

promiscuous_gaga's page activity

Visits<b>delfino1604</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 11:16pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:29am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 09/20/2011 at 7:24am<b>redBuddhist</b> - the 09/11/2011 at 11:42am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:49pm<b>JizzInMaPants</b> - the 03/16/2011 at 1:29pm<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:31pm<b>Amiea</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 3:48pm<b>281go</b> - the 07/31/2010 at 3:45pm<b>Yuppie</b> - the 06/19/2010 at 4:41pm<b>wowshockr</b> - the 05/04/2010 at 6:42pm<b>dessaye</b> - the 04/20/2010 at 10:05am<b>khoppey</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 9:27pm<b>raawwa</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 7:39pm<b>sxychik</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 3:27pm<b>rallets</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 1:40pm<b>aeliz</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 11:27am<b>illmatic2</b> - the 04/18/2010 at 1:55am

Fucked!<b>delfino1604</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 5:16am

promiscuous_gaga's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

promiscuous_gaga's favorite FMLs

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

by hater / 03/16/2010 at 6:55am / Love

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

by ManInTrouble / 03/16/2010 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

by stunned / 03/15/2010 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

by MrsRockyHorror / 03/15/2010 at 4:11am / United States (Vermont) / Love

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

by kukadaman / 03/15/2010 at 2:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 12:04am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

by amber / 03/13/2010 at 4:03am / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

by EwokLover17 / 03/13/2010 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Geek

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

by argh / 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

by aloha / 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm / Love

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

by justlittleoldme / 03/12/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

by gorgeousgirl / 03/12/2010 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

by ugh / 03/12/2010 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous