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  • Town/Country : Illinois, United States
  • Title : Miss
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About professeroak : Heyo! Carole here. Im uhh.... Im not that social, so if i dont really respond to the messages then thats why.

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Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

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