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processengineer's favorite FMLs
Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML
by oops / 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm / United States (Nebraska) / Work
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
by Aunjy / 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
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