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processengineer
  • Town/Country : tulsa, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1975 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 83
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About processengineer : I wish it was chocolate

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processengineer's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34062) - you deserved it (6035)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - work - by oops (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49109) - you deserved it (3628)

On 05/05/2013 at 4:49pm - kids - by Aunjy - United States (New Jersey)



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