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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
by Damnsoup / 07/02/2009 at 8:12pm / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Love
by Slash / 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
by duhitskelly94 / 05/24/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML
by jobless / 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by thatonekid / 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
by sodaxpopxhiccups / 04/03/2009 at 5:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
by jeezy / 02/23/2009 at 5:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by LonelyInLA / 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by faye / 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
by princesspea / 02/07/2009 at 11:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…