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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 874
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About princesspuffypan : I love my hamster and my soon to be husband!

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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Damnsoup (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by duhitskelly94 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by jeezy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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