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Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
by RBHSWedgieGirl / 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
by sickly / 01/20/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
by OverWorked1 / 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm / United States (California) / Work
by AW / 01/10/2011 at 7:48am / Health
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
by drfrogpepper / 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
by lonelyengineer / 12/19/2010 at 5:28am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Love
Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML
by haayloo / 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
by screwthewilderness / 10/04/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
by AnnaWusHere / 09/03/2010 at 2:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2010 at 3:10am / United States (Utah) / Love
by keisha89 / 06/21/2010 at 8:27pm / United States / Love
by gixxergirl8787 / 06/06/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Username / 05/25/2010 at 8:32am / Health
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
by shnigel / 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous