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princesspuffypan
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About princesspuffypan : I love my hamster and my soon to be husband!

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Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

#14678100
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11125) - you deserved it (29962)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

#14646184
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24260) - you deserved it (3600)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:47am - health - by sickly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

#14644805
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7674) - you deserved it (18925)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28778) - you deserved it (1949)

On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

#14427876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (2826)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm - love - by drfrogpepper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

#14257746
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12545) - you deserved it (26856)

On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

#13505156
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9587) - you deserved it (23584)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

#13313277
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (3021)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21111) - you deserved it (3317)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

#12577034
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (4281)

On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

#11364418
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10880) - you deserved it (26688)

On 06/21/2010 at 8:27pm - love - by keisha89 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

#10752650
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12128) - you deserved it (29730)

On 05/25/2010 at 8:32am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (6677)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21375) - you deserved it (5913)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)



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