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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML
by emasculated 10000% / 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Jes_jes18 / 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm / United States / Love
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
by dr mamour / 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm / Love
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
by asthmattack / 01/25/2013 at 1:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2012 at 10:14am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by UngratefulBrat / 12/28/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Kids
by DarkDisaster / 12/27/2012 at 5:16am / United States / Animals
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
by Mandy93 / 12/20/2012 at 8:57am / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous
by emchocolat / 12/16/2012 at 11:55am / Europe / Miscellaneous
by Renzy / 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm / Kids
- Today, I popped the cherry on the sofa in my girlfriend's parent's house. It left a stain. The sofa… Today, i attempted to break up with my girlfriend. First she accused me of cheating, then said shed… Today, my sister informed me that two of her friends had sex in my yet bed again. Sadly, this was…