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princesspink19
  • Town/Country : Camarillo,Ca
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML



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