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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2392
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About princessbits : (insert long, humorous description of myself here)

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princessbits's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8432) - you deserved it (74098)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15767) - you deserved it (41654)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15404) - you deserved it (46350)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

#18431842
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8550) - you deserved it (69060)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27071) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

#18222551
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12642) - you deserved it (58027)

On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (4791)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (3653)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8752) - you deserved it (68970)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16215) - you deserved it (40838)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44747) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61563) - you deserved it (7539)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61563) - you deserved it (7539)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (9913)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37467) - you deserved it (4484)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)



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