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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2518
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (3712)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (7265)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (7265)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42371) - you deserved it (2966)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45832) - you deserved it (4135)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22242) - you deserved it (54228)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41160) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (34491)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15051) - you deserved it (53116)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15051) - you deserved it (53116)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35694) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35136) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (13577)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

#18685052
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (5358)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anon O'Mous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26680) - you deserved it (7859)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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