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Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)
Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 11:17am - health - by kekeroos (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)
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