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by tothebaneofkings / 04/23/2014 at 12:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Blaisey / 04/21/2014 at 1:25pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Sue Ellen / 04/21/2014 at 11:43am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML
by kelly.duggan / 04/21/2014 at 12:03am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by HeyTherexxx / 04/20/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
by say no to dick / 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
by cantprovenothing / 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Fatass / 04/18/2014 at 1:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
by mommy / 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML
by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML
by exasperated / 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…