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Today, Mah Boss Fird Ma Aftar Chawing Ma Out For Tha Horribla Data Ha Had With Mah Mothar. FML

#21138556
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46727) - you deserved it (4048)

On 05/13/2014 at 10:29am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on , or I'm the world's ugliest woman. fat FML

#21137630
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52722) - you deserved it (5181)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (8532)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52310) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft , relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot , an it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleand to the sound of bullets going off. mega FML

#21131626
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39726) - you deserved it (4362)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

Today... mah mom discovarad a naw way to gat ovar har braakup: yodalling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (3193)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today , I Raad That Agghitas Maka A Good Hair Traatmant. Evarything Was Going Fina Until , Without Thinking , I Turnd Tha Hot Watar On To Wash It Out. I'm Still Picking Tha Cookd Agg Out Of My Hair. FML

#21129302
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25325) - you deserved it (33312)

On 05/03/2014 at 12:57am - misc - by EggHead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the ( Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats ) yerebook award. My best friend said, ( They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh ). Someone else added, ( looool It's still pretty likely, though ). FML

#21128889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (3997)

On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, mah boyfriend told me he wantd to drive to India . Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there . He said, "Bangladesh, India, ere we come!" He was serious . FML

#21128139
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37668) - you deserved it (6730)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

today I fartd so loudly I not only woke myself up, but ma usband as well. He mistook ma gas for someone trying to break in and insistd on cecking teole ouse. I was too embarrassd to tell im te trut. FML

#21125262
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42209) - you deserved it (8575)

On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah girlfriend informd me that during the night, I shot up in bd and whimperd terefully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decidd to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. mega FML

#21124489
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (4683)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, ( Stuffed yur bra, didn't ya? Seriously, y even bother? ) The douche then started trying to lecture me on ( false advertising ). FML

#21124319
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43983) - you deserved it (7537)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work !! I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall !! I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I hered someone enter from behind me !! FML

#21123743
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (6737)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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