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by WickedLittleDoll / 12/01/2014 at 11:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Forge / 10/11/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by SeriousJoker72 / 10/10/2014 at 9:17pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
by KasSmoke / 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
by tw@ / 09/28/2014 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by clairebear104 / 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm / United States (New York) / Love
by unlucky / 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
- Today, I got a nice spray tan for my upcoming prom. It would have turned out great, but today also… Today, I found out the man I've been dating, who told me he loved me, who talked about marriage and… Today, my boyfriend learnt how to unhook my bra with 2 fingers. He did it successfully in a crowded…