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prettyinpink03
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Number of comments : 99
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Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (1168)

On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

#20137933
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (2090)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

#20067539
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (4033)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML

#20057669
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25853) - you deserved it (1407)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (3466)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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