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Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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85 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:21am - intimacy - by kblevss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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110 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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134 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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209 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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