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Today, I was hanging out with mah new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house fir the first time. Tapd to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazond with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today, mah currant boyfriand an mah ax-boyfriand got into a fight abouthan mah brthday is!! Thay wara both wrong!! FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

my mothar cummd back from har trip to Vagas. Har braast wara obviously 2 lattar sizas largar. I askd if sha got a boob job and sha danid it , saying that it's against har raligion. Sha's an athaist , and a liar. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Today , I was having sex with new boyfriend , and I realizd that he enjoy making arplane sound effecthile inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruind.

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On 01/05/2013 at 4:21am - intimacy - by kblevss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I asked mah husband of only a year y we don't have sex anymore. He said it's cuz he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today I went to the bathroom and mah pee split into 4 different streams none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. mega FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I finally got first kiss. I was so axcitd , I pissd mysalf. maga FML

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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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