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pradip
  • Town/Country : INdia YOUR ATTIC, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pradip : I'm a movie buff, love pop, rock and country music, studied electronics, I run an automobile business for the government transport.
I Love to cry to the movies
Like to repair broken toys,
Forget my dreams very quickly
Love to watch underdogs win
I'm awful with directions

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Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

#20162787
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21045) - you deserved it (2572)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20230) - you deserved it (2185)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

#20154716
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (1343)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14105) - you deserved it (3604)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
260 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

#19738817
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14016) - you deserved it (5544)

On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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