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Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (8792) - you deserved it (1606)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (22498) - you deserved it (10657)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (19337) - you deserved it (3818)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (11306) - you deserved it (17564)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046 (408)

I agree, your life sucks (9190) - you deserved it (38874)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (22948) - you deserved it (1521)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (3081)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (40096) - you deserved it (5476)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (10859)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (12616) - you deserved it (29447)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (40276) - you deserved it (6247)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (29072) - you deserved it (4473)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085 (510)

I agree, your life sucks (28599) - you deserved it (7475)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540 (389)

I agree, your life sucks (51118) - you deserved it (7032)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (4717) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)