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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

#20109154
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On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
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On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)



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