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powderbluetang
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About powderbluetang : I'm gonna get a huge tattoo. Yeah. Life goals. Gotta have 'em folks.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (5026)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33937) - you deserved it (5071)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55476) - you deserved it (10026)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States



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