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powderbluetang
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About powderbluetang : I'm kind of a bitch. Get over it. Don't mind me when i point out the obvious.
I love rock music.
I love videogames. Especially the Legend of Zelda.
I love to read books.
Lovin' nerd life.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (3775)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28439) - you deserved it (3853)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52746) - you deserved it (8314)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States



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