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powderbluetang
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About powderbluetang : Don't mind me when i point out the obvious.
I love rock music.
I love videogames. Especially the Legend of Zelda.
I love to read books.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (4784)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54606) - you deserved it (9939)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States



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