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porter12
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (3453)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (6105)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (31910)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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