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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML


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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35021) - you deserved it (8118)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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