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popoman
  • Town/Country : Toronto
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 2863
  • Number of comments : 255
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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15917) - you deserved it (26168)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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