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Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

#461
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (9301)

On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12282) - you deserved it (28218)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35845) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (23446)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

#324
14 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
78 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version



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