Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

popcorn

Search for a member

popcorn

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7247
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

popcorn's page activity

Visits<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 1:53pm<b>mnk5512</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 2:20am<b>kddhague</b> - the 02/25/2013 at 3:29am<b>JohnzSexyMamas11</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 5:04pm<b>steffanie</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 6:26pm<b>kell710</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 7:54pm<b>Sunol</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 4:53pm<b>Ebisumaru</b> - the 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm<b>Sing_Along</b> - the 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm

popcorn's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

popcorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

#461
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17941) - you deserved it (8464)

On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (25102)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22470) - you deserved it (21489)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

#324
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (1759)

On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38228) - you deserved it (20406)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (51274)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: