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  • Number of visits : 8000
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:06am<b>Sonotsuave</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:26pm<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 5:18pm<b>wisesombrero</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:59pm<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 1:53pm<b>mnk5512</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 2:20am<b>kddhague</b> - the 02/25/2013 at 3:29am<b>JohnzSexyMamas11</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 5:04pm<b>steffanie</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 6:26pm<b>kell710</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 7:54pm<b>Sunol</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 4:53pm<b>Ebisumaru</b> - the 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm<b>Sing_Along</b> - the 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm

Fucked!<b>Sonotsuave</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 7:16pm<b>wisesombrero</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 8:59pm

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popcorn's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

by Taylor / 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

by Kika / 01/20/2009 at 2:59am / Miscellaneous

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

by mainche / 01/20/2009 at 2:13am / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

by gjh / 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

by dirtyfoot / 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

by steveinnewsoh / 01/18/2009 at 2:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

by dirk855 / 01/18/2009 at 5:29am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

by Camm. / 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

by Old? / 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

by poisonhand / 01/14/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

by diddlysquat / 01/14/2009 at 3:49am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Intimacy

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

by Ad-s / 01/14/2009 at 12:01am / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

by Explicit / 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy