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Yesterday... I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter... I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22.

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I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (4460)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29947) - you deserved it (3427) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I was on webcam with someone an the conversation did so I said "brb". I sat there fir five minutes not realising I had left mah webcam on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8150) - you deserved it (73731)

On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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