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Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML
Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML
Taday mah five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Beho you want to be B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turnd to me and said "Mom I want to be a hooker." FML
Friday 27 March 2015