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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14764) - you deserved it (29752)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37124) - you deserved it (2788)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)



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