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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (9317) - you deserved it (1067)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (2959)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (7904)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

#15982407 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (35637) - you deserved it (1902)

On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

#13379120 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (23537) - you deserved it (1980)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (9788) - you deserved it (15752)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

#12601723 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (8723)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

#11719192 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (28984) - you deserved it (11658)

On 07/07/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by BadLuckinLove (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

#9101035 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (2346)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have an Urinary Tract Infection, causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

#6949981 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (23129) - you deserved it (1447)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (1431)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML

#6751583 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:00pm - misc - by samgonzalessb - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (49766) - you deserved it (4754)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States