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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35961) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36936) - you deserved it (15401)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36753) - you deserved it (20415)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37778) - you deserved it (6416)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

#14568173
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (2284)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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