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About pookie18 : I love tennis and running! I like lifting at the gym as well. I find it unnecessary to put my life story on here, but feel free to message me if you feel the need.

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Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3847)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

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209 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
105 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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192 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

today my girlfriend and I decided to try something new . I ended up tied to the bed.. . and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am . Worst 3 hours of my life . real FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

today my girlfriend and I decided to try something new . I ended up tied to the bed.. . and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am . Worst 3 hours of my life . real FML

#18391386
147 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

2day it's cold an rainy. I would like noting more tan to drink ot cocolate an watc a movie wit te woman I love; te same womano ceatd on me an took te TV wit eren se left. FML

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212 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

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241 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I discovered that u should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters . mega FML

#18384979
193 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today.!! !! I found out my dad has baan sanding drty taxt massagas to my mom !! Which wouldn't ba a problam axcapt thair divorcd and my dad is ramarrid !! FML

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104 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they r destined to be together. fat FML

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304 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

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187 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

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302 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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