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About pookie18 : I love tennis and running! I like lifting at the gym as well. I find it unnecessary to put my life story on here, but feel free to message me if you feel the need.
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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States
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