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About pookie18 : I love tennis and running! I like lifting at the gym as well. I find it unnecessary to put my life story on here, but feel free to message me if you feel the need.
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Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML
Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Today, I had a debate with mah grlfriend abouthether giving brth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the oneho said giving brth hurt more. FML
today I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was loosing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Friday 27 March 2015