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About pookie18 : I love tennis and running! I like lifting at the gym as well. I find it unnecessary to put my life story on here, but feel free to message me if you feel the need.

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Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (5171)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (5069)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I had a debate with mah grlfriend abouthether giving brth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the oneho said giving brth hurt more. FML

#19053808
248 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I found out tat ma ex-grlfriend got engagd to a co-worker. I got er te job.

#19025150
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23524) - you deserved it (3706)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States

Taday I was dumpd. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheatd on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

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186 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I Found Out That The Nieghbor I'd Given A Bottle Of Wine To Fir Christmas Is A Recovering Alcoholic. FML

#18660229
87 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

today I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was loosing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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95 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was bombarded with picture of my little sister's Christma present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christma eve. real FML

#18631063
72 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night , crying. When I asked her why , she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. big fat FML

#18630466
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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