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poncho55

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2963
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About poncho55 : Hello, welcome to this page that is reserved for me. Yay.

I love FML, animals, spending time with my hubby, cooking, skiing, hiking, camping, video games, cartoons, stuffed animals/plush toys, swinging on the swings at the playground, eating sushi, adventures, the variety of beers in the world, Stitch (Lilo & Stitch), Merida (Brave), The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Bioshock, Borderlands, Parkway Drive, Lights, Five Finger Death Punch, aaannd.. Sharpies.

If you cared/were bored enough to read that, thanks I guess. Have a nice day.

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Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (4655)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29913) - you deserved it (2597)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26731) - you deserved it (2863)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

#21389932
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28553) - you deserved it (1917)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I found out just how much my dog likes ice-cream when she tackled a little girl at a park for hers. FML

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

#21388685
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29882) - you deserved it (8959)

On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (559) - you deserved it (2470)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (3587)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

#21368822
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (6)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (2412)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (4105)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18749) - you deserved it (55416)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (2840)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States



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