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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 158
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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (7499)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

#11907332 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (3216)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

#11886380 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (12169) - you deserved it (25833)

On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (13513) - you deserved it (29169)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (5916)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML

#9371733 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (7004) - you deserved it (14563)

On 03/25/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by ouch (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

#8818835 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (6083) - you deserved it (9362)

On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (289273) - you deserved it (35520)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (729)

I agree, your life sucks (445629) - you deserved it (30141)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (377568) - you deserved it (54175)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753800) - you deserved it (63739)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (702)

I agree, your life sucks (569237) - you deserved it (51276)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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