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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 550
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pokemai : "Bow to show respect for your seafood"

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Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (5075)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, Daughter Had Ice Cream While I Was Napping!! She Didn't Want Me To Know So She Put The Bowl In The Trashcan An Put The Spoon In The Garbage Disposal An Turnd It On, Because She Thought It Would Make The Spoon Disappear!! FML

#20730678
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (5353)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

#20721670
237 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML

#20720952
109 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today , I was on my bike. As I'm rolling troug an intersection , some assat in a pickup runs looool te rd ligt and its me. Instead of getting out and elping me , te guy ops out , takes a look at me lying in te street , steals my at and drives off. Tat was my favorite at. mega FML

#20720945
120 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by Are you f*cking kidding me (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... as I was walking home... I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father... I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg... twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. mega FML

#20718780
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46961) - you deserved it (4242)

On 06/11/2013 at 12:12am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56111) - you deserved it (3541)

On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

today at the office my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times in a different format each time and every single time she replies with "Not in the requested format". She won't tell mehat the requested format is. FML

#20709289
134 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 8:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82425) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today , Mah Dad Went Snooping On Mah Laptop , And Saw That I'd Recently Looked Up 2 Girls , 1 Cup. It Was Out Of Morbid Curiosity , But He Thinks I'm Into "satanic Porn" , And Confiscated Every Electronic Device I Own. Now I Have To Sneak To The Library Just To Check Mah Emails. FML

#20697878
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (13748)

On 05/31/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by nbj10 (man) - Singapore

Today , Mah Dad Went Snooping On Mah Laptop , And Saw That I'd Recently Looked Up 2 Girls , 1 Cup. It Was Out Of Morbid Curiosity , But He Thinks I'm Into "satanic Porn" , And Confiscated Every Electronic Device I Own. Now I Have To Sneak To The Library Just To Check Mah Emails. FML

#20697878
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (13748)

On 05/31/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by nbj10 (man) - Singapore

Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML

#20667310
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (16150)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I startd at ma first job. Witin te first five minute of arriving I was followd around by a wite guy wo repeatedly sang to me ( Black people love making music ) along wit a few of is own songs. It resultd in me getting fird for bringing ma ( boyfriend ) to work. I didn't even know im. FML

#20163535
32 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Snappd At Me 4 Bieng Lazy An Incompetent, An Declard That If I Was Going To Behave Like A Child, She Would Be Treating Me Like One. This Includes Safety-proofing The House, Talking To Me Like A 3-year-old An Slapping Me With A Wooden Spoon When I Do Something Wrong. FML

#20162223
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8051) - you deserved it (31093)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Z - Australia



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