About pois0n : Hi. I'm a 13 year old boy. I like fishkeeping and hacking. The end. Yay.
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…