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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 May 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 403
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About pointless07 : Religion = root of all evil.

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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49979) - you deserved it (39490)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46097) - you deserved it (4889)

On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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