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pogue36
  • Town/Country : Converse, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pogue36 : I'm Kyle Pogue and i like to party!

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53480) - you deserved it (3992)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39695) - you deserved it (4803)

On 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (3779) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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