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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (3227)

On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33470) - you deserved it (16828)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

#6009971
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (2886)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by meagainsttheworld (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

#5948720
77 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479
115 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
97 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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