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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79314) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16959) - you deserved it (58218)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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