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pleeze
  • Town/Country : NYC, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 429
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pleeze : I work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week. FML

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (162532) - you deserved it (22116)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (352574) - you deserved it (66560)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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