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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1986 (29 years)
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About pleeze : I work for 12 hours a day 6 days a week. FML

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (215477) - you deserved it (34400)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

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