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by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
by Nell / 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Googleit / 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
by toothpastecat / 05/13/2011 at 11:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
by Username / 05/13/2011 at 4:13am / Transportation
by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
by Phantommajik / 05/10/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 3:38am / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…