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About playboyintown : I'm jay . Bye
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At Work, A Coworker Startd To Tell Me About His Weekend, Without Me Even Asking. Halfway Through His Story, I Startd To Daydream And Lost Track Of Time. Bord, I Told Him, "Hey Man, I'll Call U Back, I've Got To Get Back To Work." Then I Rememberd I Wasn't On The Phone. FML
Today, a woman evidently postd on a cat website asking 4 any young men to send pictures of tere junk to er cell pone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of tem including te picture. Only problem. Te number postd wasn't ers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015