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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1484
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12220) - you deserved it (43914)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73974) - you deserved it (16058)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24263) - you deserved it (2184)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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