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plasmicmac
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 May 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34017) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by CollegeBoy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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