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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pissflap : A bit of a tit really!

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Visits<b>olpally</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:32pm

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Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

#21511386
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (3073)

On 01/04/2016 at 12:58pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24881) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML

#21470101
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (1421)

On 09/19/2015 at 1:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

#21467305
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (4174)

On 09/11/2015 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by lobotomy pls (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17574) - you deserved it (12934)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

#21439021
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (2200)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm - love - by dollfacee - United States

Today, a woman came through drive-thru and placed a long order while screaming at her kids in back. When we forgot a doughnut, she became enraged, threw her iced coffees at me, told me I was a no-life and that I always get her order wrong. It's my first day and I was only giving her the order. FML

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

#21425682
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (6312)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - kids - by afather - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (4074)

On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (4374)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you deserved it (2650)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (5729)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (7693)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

#21410586
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (11317)

On 05/15/2015 at 4:26pm - health - by hedayk - United States (New York)



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