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piperian396
  • Town/Country : Etna, United States.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (22536) - you deserved it (1704)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML

#7213754 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (6314) - you deserved it (30681)

On 01/08/2010 at 6:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

#7212033 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (1856)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France