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pipapanda
  • Town/Country : wales, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pipapanda : Like: classic mini's (own 2), going out with friends, having a laugh, eastenders (soaps in general), clowns, tea (nom) men, women :)

Hate: homophobs, new minis, intollereant guys, my addiction to smoking :/

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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you deserved it (6360)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

#6482495 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (6876) - you deserved it (30109)

On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

#5605525 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (1925)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (7802)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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