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Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Badaboom (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)
Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)
Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by wolfie898 - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)
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