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Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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