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pinkfrenchrose
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, Georgia, US
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About pinkfrenchrose : My name's Veronica, and I'm just your average teenager.

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (6900)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
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I agree, your life sucks (9281) - you deserved it (1642)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15000) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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