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Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
by zbaby / 05/23/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML
by stillhungry / 05/22/2009 at 7:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by tootles / 05/22/2009 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML
by Invisible / 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I was walking in Walmart and this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk so I followed him around the store trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. And he told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
by liz / 05/21/2009 at 7:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
by boyo / 05/21/2009 at 5:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 2:21am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Sam / 05/20/2009 at 10:17pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
by FishStampede / 05/16/2009 at 8:11am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Animals
Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
by Dinho / 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
by Flicker / 05/14/2009 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my… Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that… Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get…